Well........................what a week we have had here.  Jim and I decided that Great White was giving us to much trouble and the best thing to do was to sell her.  So we found a nice used Suburu on the side of the road for a great price and we made a deal with the owner and YAY car ours.  So we needed to wait until we both got paid.   Found a buyer for the car and everything hunky dory and such.  Buyer will pay me in two weeks when she gets paid so I just have to milk great white until the buyer takes

 her off my hands.    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres where the story begins. 

Wednesday morning................on my merry way to work in great white.  2 miles from work I see flashing lights ahead of me, trooper had someone pulled over.  I slowed down a bit, tropper pulled out and turned around to go back to batavia.  Unfortunetly for me the trooper saw the yellow sticker on the windshield  (for you Canadians this years inspection is red and last years was yellow so we were out of date)  Trooper car whips around and turns lights on and pulls me over.  Shit.  So all in all The nice female trooper got me for a pass due inspection, wrong plates and invalid registration.  So as I am sitting in the freezing cold, turns out we're waiting for of all things.    A tow truck. she had the car impounded in Akron, which is 35 minutes away from the house because they wanted $145 cash on the spot to bring it here, which of course i didn't have so on it's merry way to Jim and Bob's it went.  Meanwhile I'm texting Jim and my Dad and a nurse from work.  Dawn from work ended up coming to get me as I was already an hour late . 

Thursday.....................found out exactly where the car was, how much i had to pay to get it out of impound.  Not a big deal......

Friday........................Go to work at 9 am and get paid, Jim got paid, YAY it was a happy day.  On my lunch break I went down to the impound to get it back, low and behold they won't take a fucking check or my debit card.  So my happy ass drove another 3 miles down the road to a gas station to where the tiny ATM wouldn't let me take out more than $200 at a time, so I had to wait for the dial up slow ass machine to work twice for me to ge tthe money to pay the ncie man who impounded my car!!!  Jim meanwhile borrows his stepdads Ram and rents a trailor for it for a couple hours and goes to Akron and and tows the car home.   YAY car is home can wait to get bought and paid for and out of my life. 

So on my way home from work, actually got out early, we have the car out of impound, I go to the rez to get some smokes and gas because they had some white carton deals and the truck was near empty.  Get smokes, fill the truck up, she's running happy and pretty and smooth and I promised her a nice wash and a wax for being such a good girl.  Call Jim and let him know that I am on my way home.   YAY again because after towing great white home he had gone out and bought the new car and towed that home because it had no plates.  So we're going to go to the previous owner, sign the title over, get legalities all straightened out.  Get off the phone with him, crank the stereo, light a smoke...................2 miles down the road are 6 gorgeous deer, 4 does and 2 bucks.  The deer see my head lights and panic, 5 decide to run back into the woods, one doe decided that the other way across the road seemed safer.   So into the front of my truck she went at 65 miles an hour.       Killed her on the spot...........meanwhile I'm freaking out.............Oh My Gods I just hit a deer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Pull over and did the 2 other motorist that were behind and in front of me.  Get out crying, calling 911..........the entire right front end of my once beautiful truck is gone!!!!!!!! strewn in the road behiind me for 50 feet.  The poor deer is dead, beautiful doe, I'm on my knees in the snow crying to Herne and Anu to please forgive me for destroying a creature. 

I call Jim, tell him I'm sorry to inturrupt him again as he was with hi sexwife figuring out schedules and billing and such.  Let him know what happened................he bookes his ass from her house here to get my Daddy and the cavalry is on its way. 

Daddy and Jim get there and see the damage that I have done and we wait for the sheriff...............and wait.............and wait.   30 minutes later the sheriff comes...................is dumbfounded that my airbags didn't go off with how badly damaged the truck is.   Get our report and figure out............how are we getting the truck home?  Well.................it's still running................let's drive it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes...............Jim drove it home with hoses and pieces of plastic hanging out the whole way...................what I could find of the front end is currently sitting in the bed of the truck..........

So...............what a fucking way to start the godddamn new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And here I was bitching at Jim a few weeks ago that after that hunting course he hadn't brought me home a deer.......................well...guess I got the first one of the season!!!